We’re so different.

We fight about the little things because we disagree. We get irritated because we have different reactions of what one said, yet, at the end of the day, I miss you more. I hate leaving you without a smile on your face. I miss you even more when we leave on bad terms. I might be a pain in the ass, I might have uncertain emotions, but there is one thing I’m certain on, I only want to be with you. 

Some lines people use to get your number
Example A: I have to go. If you want then we can text?
Example B: My internet is being dumb, want to text instead?
Example C: We should hang out sometimes. Here's my number __________
Example D: I enjoyed talking to you, let's continue our conversation through text. That is if you don't mind.
I brought you up.
Him: Have you loved anyone before me?
Me: Yeah, one. My ex girlfriend. I still love her though, but I don't think we'll ever work out again. I don't know. You had to meet her and if you did, I think you would have fallen in love with her too.
hahahhaha. “friends”…
Sam & I were in the bathroom changing.
Me: -peeing- Wait! I need to fart! -farts-
Awkward silence
Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sam: You're such a little kid
“There’s no where else I rather be.”

I miss you when we’re apart. Time goes faster when we’re together. Hours turn into minutes, minutes turn into seconds and it feels like we’re the only two people in this world. 

I want to do so much with you.
  • Take pictures
  • Go on an adventure and get lost
  • Make forts
  • Watch a billion movies in one day
  • Be lazy together
  • Dress up and go to a fancy dinner
  • Be with each other’s family
  • Amusement parks

Just to have a day with you will make me happy no matter what we do. 

Oh you know, forget about me.

Marriage.
Husband: How can someone be so beautiful and so stupid!?
Wife: God made me beautiful so you could love me, but He made me stupid so I could love you!
My pastor was telling us this in church today.
Teacher: Okay kids, we're going to learn what the 5th commandment today and it is: Honor thy Father and thy Mother.
Kid #1: Is there a commandment about honoring your siblings?
Kid #2: Yeah, it's the 6th commandment: Thou shalt not kill.
Person X: Let's talk about this later, I have to go somewhere for ten minutes.
Person Y: If you're going to like
Person Y: masturbate or something
Person Y: it's cool, you can tell me.
*le Person X signs out and doesn't rejoin conversation*
HAHAH

I’m not going to get over that.

How obvious can you get!? Omfg.

R: D.A.
J: S.B.
K: ____

Omg. really… really. reallly….

bunch of stupid people. But what can I say? You are a guy.

‘nuff said.